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Blood Gulch Blues

Wed Nov 28, 2007, 1:03 PM
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Tocadero: Blood Gulch Blues
  • Watching: Red vs Blue
  • Playing: World of Warcraft
  • Eating: Ramon
  • Drinking: Orange Juice
Okay this is now one of my top 5 songs. And i just HAD to journal it. To add a little humor into this journal I've decided to use the version on google video. Now remember that these quotes are pretty random so if you wanna understand it. Every episode of Red Vs Blue can be found on Google Video.
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Tucker- Man you can't pick up chicks in a tank.
Church- Oh, you know what? You could bitch about anything couldn't you? We're gonna get tank and your worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up, man! And secondly, how are you gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that.

Simmions-You ever wonder why we're here?
Grif- Its one of life's grand mysteries isn't it?
Grif- I dunno man but it keeps me up at night.

Roses are red and violets are blue.
One day we'll cruise down blood gulch avenue.
Its red vs. red, and blue vs. blue.
Its I against I and me against you.

Sarge- I like it. Its got a ring to it.

Violets are blue. Roses are red.
Living like this we were already dead.

Church- WHAT IS THAT MUSIC!
Church- I'm going for the jeep. Cover me!

Hop in my car, it don't have any doors.

Simmions- Shotgun!
Grif- Shotgun! !@#$

Woah woah woah woah.
Its built like a cat and thats on all wheels.

Grif- I think it looks more like a puma.

My cars like a puma, it drives on all fours.

Simmions- One, Two, Ready? Three!
*Tank fires behind him blowing up the jeep that Grif and Church were going to*
Simmions- Son of a bitch.
Grif- SON OF A BITCH!
Church- Son of a bitch!

*Jimmys getting beat to death with his own skull.*
Jimmy- THIS DOSN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSABLE!

Tucker- Wholy !@#$. Team killing !@#$-tard!
Simmions- Oh you back-stabbing cockbite.
Donut- Is this guy a retard?
Tucker- That dosn't seem physically possable.

Red vs. Red
Blue vs. Blue

Sarge- Stop the filla talk you two.
Church- I could blow up the whole god-damn world with this thing.

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  • Interests: Music, anime, vore, video games
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  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative
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  • Favourite game: Warcraft
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
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:icongothic--rouge:
:flirty: lol saw this mood and couldn't resist. :strip:
:typerhappy: << me right now :P

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:icongothic--rouge:
:iconnewglomp: :glomp:
2X THE GLOMPING FUN! :blowkiss:

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:icongothic--rouge:
:smooch:

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:iconmiyuki-taito:
Thanks for the fav. ^_^
:iconpcgamer69:
Heh love your quote- Timm

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:iconhomunculuslover:
Thanks for the :+fav: =3

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:iconstephonika-w-kaye:
Thanks for the fave!

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:icongothic--rouge:
Ello Govna, I mean Justin, YOU MUST WATCH THESE! most awesome WoW thing eva
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:iconzenu:
HA that was so hilarious. That BE was a retard. i laughed so hard at that. Thanx for showing me

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